The Elastomania Hypotheses ------------------------------------------------------- Hypothese: When you see it, you think:"OMG!!! You can't be serious! You gotta be kiddin! You don't call this a game! This is Rubbish..." ------------------------------------------------------- Hypothese: When you get yourself finally to go try and play it, you will notice:"erhm,...okay,... what is this game all about? let's see, apples?! A Flower?! o, god, this is soooo fake!" ------------------------------------------------------- Hypothese: When you die the first time, due to real stupidness, because you don't know the controls, you will think:"Oh, sjeesh! this is dumb look at this driver shaking his arms... No, damn! I want to go left! I push left, and I fall on the ground, what is this??? ------------------------------------------------------- Hypothese: When you see the level menu again, because you died:"Oh, well, let's try it another time..." ------------------------------------------------------- Hypothese: When you finally played level 1 out you see 'next level' in the ending menu, and sure, of course you go play it, you will uninstall this stupid game by tomorrow when you've played all the levels, this can't be that hard! ------------------------------------------------------- Hypothese: When you have played out the first five levels, -skipped level 4 by the way-, you see it is already midnight, damn this game is fun! ------------------------------------------------------- Hypothese: When you wake up the next morning, you start up your computer to check your e-mail, you see a helmet-head pictogram on your desktop... Oh, that's right, that's that funny game that some friend installed secretly installed for me when I was away for 10 minutes... "let's see, it is just half past seven, shall I try to just play out level 6? Oh, hell, why not?" ------------------------------------------------------ Hypothese: When you are at level 7, finally, you see your clock measuring the time at 9.00 AM... You will think:"Jezus,...what now? Ah, I just call in sick today." ------------------------------------------------------ Hypothese: At the end of the day, at level 15, you go to elastomania.com and go order the full version, streight to the fansites for more levels. What do you see? level packs, lgr's, what the heck are these?, replays...replays, for pete's sake, these guys are crazy! ------------------------------------------------------ Hypothese: A week has passed, you get a package by mail, you open it, race to your computer, shut down the elastomania shareware version, then you install the full version... THE HUMANITY!!! MORE LEVELS!!! oh, finally the holy grale...or better: ho˙ly grale. let's play these levels, o my, they are rather hard... ----------------------------------------------------- Hypothese: You have played them all, what now? wait, there was that site...molopiste, no...moposite! hey, they have levels for download! wth?! do they think I go play all of these??? ----------------------------------------------------- Hypothese: Now you go quit your job, and start to play elastomania 24/7, this is formely known as "Ho˙ling" ----------------------------------------------------- Conclusion: True written by: Tijs-Joris Groot, alias Flat Tracker