ELMA IS A NEW RELIGION //by BarTek ======================================================================= INTRODUCTION I belive that elma could do well as a new religion for people. Beacuse that would be so cool in real life...yeah...just amagin, having a "Elma Church" were people could go and prey every sunday for good luck in future playing. Thats not gonna happen but what if i ask. We all know elma has a adictive effect on people so its a good basic fundation for a such thing. I mean we play elma beacuse we wanna be a part of something that includes a small group of people that have a commen interest in something, and we have something we wanna belive in. In Germany many young people joined the "Hitler Juggend", not beacuse they belived in what Hitler belived really, but simple beacuse they wanted to be a part of something that everybody else were doing at the time when Hitler was active with his propaganda. ======================================================================= THE HÖLY BIBLE The christian one is called "Holy Bible" so we name ours "Höly Bible". This new religion we would call "Elmaigion". The book it self would include very old news from moposite and work as preachings. The old across wr tables would be a part of the old "Elma Testamente". The history would be about God (Balaz) who sent his only son (PeXi) to the world in order to spread the elastic religion (moposite) among people. It would also include the 12 apostels: 1. Champion 2. zyntifox 3. psymorph 4. markku 5. Jokke 6. Elbano 7. DrLuni 8. Karlis 9. KingKong 10. MrOizo 11. Abula 12. mrDJ (aslo known as Nostrada and Deadelous) ======================================================================= ELMA CHURCH Yeah, if we would have one it would have to look slightly otherwise than the common christian churches we know about. I was thinking about a big building painted in green, blue and yellow. The inside should have walls decorated in brick, ground and other known elma textures. At the altare there should be a symbol just as the christian crusifix. I was thinking something like 3 golden apples placed so they formed a triangle. Each apple would represent the steppstone of elastomania. 1. Father (Balaz) 2. Son (PeXi) 3. Holy Spirit (Moposite) ======================================================================= THE 10 COMANDS OF ELMA - Thao shall not cheat - Thao shall not spread replays - Thao shall not edit your state.dat - Thao shall not use cheat programs - Thao shall spread the elmaigion to thai neighbors - Thao shall help n00bs - Thao shall not accuse thai neighbors for cheating - Thao shall pay respect to all operators in #across - Thao shall not have other games besides elastomania - Thao shall not betray your team Our commands wouldnt be written on some crappy stone boards. They would have been printed in a html table and upploaded on www.elastomania.com ======================================================================= ELMA HELL As Judas betreyd Jesus with a kiss, mrDJ betreyd PeXi by cheating many world records. And as Judas was sent to hell condamned for all time, mrDJ was sent to the moposite Illegality Page. You must have some kind of punishment to those who betrays and commits wrong doing in the name of moposite, balaz and PeXi. ======================================================================= ELMA HEAVEN After many hours of playing the game much and bleeding svett you will be praised by finally having the chance of going to a "higher" place. In this case retire with dignity and become a uppdater of some section on moposite or whatever. You would be prasied for your devotion to the game and become a bigger part of it by guiding other players. ======================================================================= SUMMARY I dont know really, it just a this crazy idea i had. So sweet it would have been right? A religion of our own devoted to a game that has become a lifestyle for so many people across the world. No chance in life it would happen but always fun to amagin. After all elastomania is a kind form of religion for some of us. Prasie the game ok. ======================================================================= //BarTek The "Elma Artist"